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The best jokes of the year

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1- just because i don't like cooking doesn't mean i cant cook, have u tasted my hot water B4 ? Chai lord u will lick ur cup 2- i paid 100k 2 enter the zoo and u are telling me not to hug the lions limme joor 3- with the way things are going now, APC may change there broom to cutlass oo 4- Dating a slim girl is cool until u lock ur door and she enters the house through the bathroom pipes 5- i hate It when am singing a song and someone correct me pls, what of if i'm doing the remix ?? 6- There is nothing more annoying than a child from the next compound playing with "Up Nepa" when ur phone is 1% 7-at my age i thought i have seen everything in life not until when i saw an albino lady using bleaching cream Ahh ,sister do u want to become invisible?? 8- Final year students will be like "Last card" then ASUU will be like "pick 2" 9- One advantage of being an African is that you touch the ground with your finger , touch your tongue and point...